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Martin and Gerry were finding it hard

Keeping their show on the road

The door to the White House was bolted and barred

And Bertie was set to explode

 

For while they were planning to take their new powers

They had all the boyos to thank

And they thought as it’s Xmas, and soon to be ours,

We might as well visit the bank

 

Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra

Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are

There’s no-one to touch us, we’ve loaded the car

Let’s go to sunny Ibiza

Let’s go to sunny Ibiza

 

But there was a problem they hadn’t foreseen,

Taking their payment in kind,

They’d gotten so used to getting off clean

They thought that nobody would mind

 

Says Martin to Gerry, ‘Just look at the mess

We’d better pretend we are stunned’

Says Gerry to Martin ‘You deal with the Press,

Leave me the retirement fund’

 

Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra

Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are

There’s no-one to touch us, we’re sure to go far

Let’s go to sunny Bulgaria

Let’s go to sunny Bulgaria

 

‘We’ll leave a few drops in the laps of the cops

And we’ll open a bank of our own

And soon we’ll have spread any clues through the shops

So no-one can blame Us Alone’

 

And that was the plan to extinguish the fuss

Says Gerry, ‘They’ll never catch on.

If they can’t catch Al Quaeda they’ll never catch us –

We’ve been in the business too long’

 

Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra

Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are

It’s time we were goin’, they’re closing the bar

Everyone’s calling last orders

Everyone’s calling last orders

Everyone’s calling last orders

Everyone’s calling last orders

 

Words and Music ©Garvin Crawford.

 

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