Sausage Roll Song

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Joey took a stroll

Thought he’d eat a sausage roll

As he waited for the bus to come along

And when the bus came the stop

Joey took a seat on top

And began to sing this crazy little song

 

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage roll

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage roll

 

 

The conductor on the bus

Came upstairs and made a fuss

Said ‘The song you’re singin’, son, is plain obscene.

You must exercise restraint

For there’s been a big complaint’

Joey said ‘You know you’re bein’ awful mean’

 

If your girlfriend was a sausage

You’d like to see a sauage roll

If your girlfriend was a sausage

You’d like to see a sausage roll

 

 

The conductor threw him out

Said ‘You’re nothin’ but a lout,

You’re the good-for-nothin’ sort that lives today’

But as he landed on the street

Joey fell right off his feet

As he turned to hear the bus conductor say

 

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage roll

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage roll

 

The conductor carried on

Really taken by the song

All the passengers were keen to hear him

And so the song it got around

To every city, every town

You can hear it when the bell goes ding, ding, ding, ding, ding

 

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage roll

If my girlfriend was a sausage

I’d like to see a sausage ro-o-o-oll

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

 

 

Words and Music ©Garvin Crawford.

 

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