Sausage Roll Song
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Joey took a stroll
Thought he’d eat a sausage roll
As he waited for the bus to come along
And when the bus came the stop
Joey took a seat on top
And began to sing this crazy little song
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage roll
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage roll
The conductor on the bus
Came upstairs and made a fuss
Said ‘The song you’re singin’, son, is plain obscene.
You must exercise restraint
For there’s been a big complaint’
Joey said ‘You know you’re bein’ awful mean’
If your girlfriend was a sausage
You’d like to see a sauage roll
If your girlfriend was a sausage
You’d like to see a sausage roll
The conductor threw him out
Said ‘You’re nothin’ but a lout,
You’re the good-for-nothin’ sort that lives today’
But as he landed on the street
Joey fell right off his feet
As he turned to hear the bus conductor say
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage roll
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage roll
The conductor carried on
Really taken by the song
All the passengers were keen to hear him
And so the song it got around
To every city, every town
You can hear it when the bell goes ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage roll
If my girlfriend was a sausage
I’d like to see a sausage ro-o-o-oll
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Words and Music ©Garvin Crawford.
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