Fiddlio Diddlio
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Martin and Gerry were finding it hard
Keeping their show on the road
The door to the White House was bolted and barred
And Bertie was set to explode
For while they were planning to take their new powers
They had all the boyos to thank
And they thought as it’s Xmas, and soon to be ours,
We might as well visit the bank
Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra
Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are
There’s no-one to touch us, we’ve loaded the car
Let’s go to sunny Ibiza
Let’s go to sunny Ibiza
But there was a problem they hadn’t foreseen,
Taking their payment in kind,
They’d gotten so used to getting off clean
They thought that nobody would mind
Says Martin to Gerry, ‘Just look at the mess
We’d better pretend we are stunned’
Says Gerry to Martin ‘You deal with the Press,
Leave me the retirement fund’
Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra
Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are
There’s no-one to touch us, we’re sure to go far
Let’s go to sunny Bulgaria
Let’s go to sunny Bulgaria
‘We’ll leave a few drops in the laps of the cops
And we’ll open a bank of our own
And soon we’ll have spread any clues through the shops
So no-one can blame Us Alone’
And that was the plan to extinguish the fuss
Says Gerry, ‘They’ll never catch on.
If they can’t catch Al Quaeda they’ll never catch us –
We’ve been in the business too long’
Fiddli o diddli o fiddli o ra
Oh what a fine bunch of boyos we are
It’s time we were goin’, they’re closing the bar
Everyone’s calling last orders
Everyone’s calling last orders
Everyone’s calling last orders
Everyone’s calling last orders
Words and Music ©Garvin Crawford.
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